I used to do this all the time in sim city
Hobbes saw a real monster under the bed
blah blah something something about building character blah blah
Calvin’s gonna be just fine when he grows up as Al Capone’s right hand man.
AHEM I think what Hobbes was trying to tell you there was that you were hogging the TV the entire night. I’d give Calvin the silent treatment too if he made me miss my favorite show. Sadly, while I wish that I can give my university coursework the silent treatment it deserves, I’d rather not flunk out.
Poor calvin, if only he realized that the best killing machines are the well groomed and pedicured ones, especially if they’re in the feline family of killers.
Every kid went through a phase like this, but by the time our parents have already had 8 years of dealing with our hyperactive pain in the asses, they’re usually pretty sharp already.
Sadly, soap operas were the modern equivalent of boring porn back in the days, which explains their high ratings.
You know what they say, live recklessly and you get to die in a burning ball of inferno
Everyone I’ve ever known wanted a tree house when they were little.
It’s shameless the way they flirt